If you are one of them, please stop reading and go play any of the games where you splatter the heads off of aliens with a rocket launcher. Warning: Some of the things and the breasts attached to them discussed in this article may confuse and frighten younger readers. But 'adult game' designers often cross the line between sexily risque and fucking lunacy. Barrel-throwing gorillas and nudity are a perfect match, and sand paintings show that even as far back as ancient Egypt primitive man has been mixing pornography with Zaxxon. Just like orphans and tap dancing, eroticism and video games were meant to be together. Today, we're introducing him to some of you, and reintroducing him to the rest, with his look back at some of the most disturbingly erotic old school games. 'Seanbaby's Flying Blind on a Rocket Cycle' will be our first new column since Robert Brockway came along back in November and started punching words through your computer screen.
He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be 's newest columnist. Sean 'Seanbaby' Reiley was writing comedy over at when Cracked was a poor man's MAD Magazine.
